Glorious Memory Lane/Story/Shrine Team's Brilliant Extra Scenario

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Senri Shrine Road (Remote)

Tsubakura

Is it me, or does something not feel right?

Shion

Huh? What d'you mean?

Yabusame

Wha-? Oh. Yeah...
We've just fought a guy or two earlier who we've never met.

Shion

They looked tasty!
Can we go back to them? Please~?

Yabusame

They look innocent enough though~.
Why do we fight the innocent and not the guilty, again?

Shion

...Pretty please~?

Tsubakura

No no. Not that. Just... I don't know.

Tsubakura

We should consider a possibility.

Shion

Tsubakura's acting kinda weird~.

Yabusame

Tsubakara's a weird one in general~.

Tsubakura

...Gee. Thanks.

Yabusame

Y'know. I've been thinking about wearing a uniform
like the previous head priest.

Tsubakura

Suddenly changing the topic. I see...
Thanks.

Shion

I hear this "head priest" a lot.
What did they look like, exactly?

Yabusame

Well, er...

Yabusame

They hold this weird red stick an' a weird hat
that makes 'em look like a yama or somethin'...

Tsubakura

How do you know what a yama looks like?

???

Oh. My. God. Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god.
It's totally them!

Yabusame

What's that weird noise?

Haiji ENTERS

???

'Ey! Er... the head priest, like, chose you guys as, like,
the new head priests... Right?

Shion

You're really close to li'l Shion...

Tsubakura

Let's see... Err...
Nope. I don't think so... Weirdo...

Yabusame

Actually, yea!
The monochrome one is the real priest!

Yabusame

Not me, though. I'm just the lonely cook~!

???

Oh my gosh, dude. I knew it!
This is awesome!

Tsubakura

Gee, you've given me away, Yabusame...
Once again, thanks.

Yabusame

Always happy to help~!

Shion

Isn't the weird-lookin' eye on your hat
something to do with being a Senri?

???

This might seem so sudden guys, but,
like, I'm totally your biggest fan!!

Shion

Woah, we have a fanbase?

Yabusame

Hope it's a good one!

Tsubakura

So... Regardless of all that rubbish...
Who the hell are you?

Obsessive Spell Collecting Fan
Haiji Senri

Haiji

The name's Haiji Senri!
Totally not a ripoff from the Senri Shrine!

Tsubakura

Whatever this is, I do not want to participate...
I can sense dullness.

Shion

Yeah. I "totally" sense lying~.

Yabusame

Huh? So they're a bootleg of Tsurubami?

Haiji

Oh, y-you're a lie detector?

Haiji

U-understand that m-my surname has t-totally different kanji!

Yabusame

By coincidence?

Haiji

A-after I became a fan!
The Senri in general are AWESOME!!

Shion

The Senri sure do like to keep a trend with some folks.

Tsubakura

Spit it out already you overly obsessed fanatic.
Why are you bothering us? Want an interview?

Haiji

Why? It's really simple:

Haiji

I'm a spell collectoooooor!
Wanna see my cool collection?

Yabusame

...Is that all?

Haiji

Well, it's a silly story.

Haiji

This guy talked to me, so I, like, asked them about
seeing my collection, and they TOTALLY ignored me, man!

Haiji

I-I just want someone to see my collection.
It ain't on, you hear?!

Yabusame

But we don't participate with the Senri's fanbase.
...I think?

Haiji

And it gets worse: my collection ain't, like, y'know!

Haiji

Something, like, totally, y'know!
What's the word, man?

Shion

Completed?

Haiji

Yeah! Now that you guys came along!

Tsubakura

Another 10 seconds, and I am going to have an aneurysm.

Haiji

Therefore, I want your spell cards!

Tsubakura

...I beg your pardon?

Yabusame

But we need 'em!
To fight youkai!

Haiji

Therefore, I want your spell cards!

Shion

Li'l Shion here is concerned...

Haiji

Err... Yeah?
Spell collecting~.

Tsubakura

You know what? I've had it up to here.
Yabusame, let's ditch this weirdo.

Yabusame

Alrighty~!

Haiji

W-wait! Where y'all going!
Your biggest fan wants authentic Senri spells!

Tsubakura

Big deal.
We keep our cards close to our chests.

Shion

Li'l Shion follows as always~!

BGM: 永劫模倣演舞 ~ Perfect Trace!

BGM: Eternal Imitation Dance ~ Perfect Trace!

Haiji

No man! I totally ain't allowin' this opportunity go to waste!
SENRI SENPAIIII!!! I WANT 'EMMMM!!!

Yabusame

Hey, they're coming right at us!
In an obsessive manner!

Tsubakura

Oh for god's sake...
Give me a day off.

Haiji DEFEATED

Haiji

I tooootally lost!!
The Senri priests really ARE awesome!!!

Shion

They love it when they lose to a member of Senri, it seems~.

Tsubakura

That was easier than I thought...
And I don't think you were going easy, as well.

Yabusame

I don't understand!
How did you do that last spell card?

Yabusame

I saw me! And Tsuba! And Shion!

Haiji

Oh. "The Blank Card?" Well...

Haiji

I... Erm... I...
I don't know!

Haiji

I stole it! From a deep, dark area!
It just copies other people, alright?!!

Yabusame

Woah, chill there...

Tsubakura

You call yourself a loyal Senri fan?
You've done nothing but disrupted us and waste our time.

Haiji

I'm... really sorry, senpai!!
Honest!

Tsubakura

Ugh... Disgusting...

Shion

I know! since we won,
let's punish them!

Tsubakura

Sure, go ahead and eat them up.

Shion

I'm not doing that.

Yabusame

How about an order?

Haiji

Yes, please! Like, anything!
I'll make it up to you, I totally promise!

Tsubakura

Alright... Since you seem genuinely sorry about this,
I'll make the order reasonable.

Tsubakura

My order is:

Tsubakura

First thing in the morning, at 8 a.m., you go to the capital
and shout "I totally love Tsurubami Senri!" till lunch time.

Haiji

Eh... That, like, totally suuuucks!
Devanagarans would, like, kill me for treason!

Shion

But li'l Shion heard you said "anything."

Yabusame

And that's how spell card rules work~!
You *have* to do it!

Haiji

Awww, geez...

Haiji

Alright, I'll do it. For the Senri!

Tsubakura

...Somehow, I feel like this has paid off...