I Tried a Touhou-Style Bullet Hell Shmup Made by My Wife

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【無料STG】俺の嫁が作った東方風味の弾幕STGを遊んでみた
【Free STG】I Tried a Touhou-Style Bullet Hell Shmup Made by My Wife
EmergencyEverydayTitleScreen.jpg
Thumbnail of the video
Publisher BIGBOSS
Channel http://www.nicovideo.jp/user/1111312
Released 8 June 2010
Duration 21:40
Platform Niconico
Link http://www.nicovideo.jp/watch/sm10999751

[Free STG]I Tried a Touhou-Style Bullet Hell Shmup Made by My Wife (【無料STG】俺の嫁が作った東方風味の弾幕STGを遊んでみた ) is a Niconico video uploaded by BIGBOSS. The video shows what is essentially the trial version of Emergency Everyday, the enigmatic game made by Daijin that is thought to be the Len'en game JynX's upperclassmen were working on before they abandoned the project and gave JynX all the rights to it. It shows the game's main menu and stages 1 to 3. It features spoken commentary from BIGBOSS and written commentary from Daijin.

Video Description[edit | edit source]

完全に内輪ネタです。サーセン。

It's all inside jokes. Sorry 'bout that.

Transcript and Translation of the Commentary[edit | edit source]

The following is a transcription and translation of Daijin and BIGBOSS' commentary, based on a transcription by Duskia (@MagusofTwilight on Twitter). Note that Daijin's commentary was written while BIGBOSS' commentary was spoken, and that the two were not in direct conversation with one another: BIGBOSS first played and recorded the game, Daijin then added her written commentary on both the game and BIGBOSS' gameplay, and finally BIGBOSS adds his voiceover in response to the video and Daijin's comments.

Title Screen & Main Menu[edit | edit source]

BIGBOSS

ヌカァン、BIGBOSSです。さてみなさんこんにちは。
今日は、「鏈縁」、「鏈縁无現里」をプレイしてみたいと思います。

Ba-boom![a] It's BIGBOSS. Hey there everyone.
Today I'm going to play "Len'en"... "Len'en Mugneri".

Daijin

こんにちわ、うp主こと製作者の「大臣」です。

Hello. I'm the uploader and developer of this game, "Daijin".

BIGBOSS

はいこんにちは。うp主こと...おお、このゲームすごいですね
下に字幕が出るんですね。「鏈縁无現里」、「无現」の「里」ね。

Alright, hey there. That's the uploader... Ooh, this game is amazing.
There'll be subtitles down there. "Len'en Mugenri", so a "Land" which is "Unreal".

Daijin

今回は現在製作中のゲーム「鏈縁无現里(れんえんむげんり)」の
製作途中段階をうpするということなので

This time I'm uploading a video on "Len'en Mugenri"
a game that is still in the middle of development.

BIGBOSS

「製作途中段階をうpするということなので」...

"A game that is still in the middle of development"...

Daijin

あまり邪魔にならない所でこっそり解説とコメントをしていきたいと思います

So I've snuck in some explanations and commentary where it won't get in the way.

BIGBOSS

いやー、目立ちまくってますよ
「Emergency Everyday」、ぬるぬる動くねこれ

Nah it's totally standing out.
The "Emergency Everyday", it's sliding about huh.

Daijin

ちなみに待っててもデモムービーとかは別に流れません

By the way, it's not like a demo would play even if you waited on this screen.

BIGBOSS

これがデモムービーじゃなかったのか...w

Oh there's not gonna be a demo...? lol

Daijin

ただ単に曲が1ループするのを待っているだけです。

We're just waiting for the music to loop once.

BIGBOSS

おー、作曲したというね
それにしてもこれSTARTから動かないんでしょうか

Ooh, you composed this yeah.
I wonder if you can't move to select anything other than START here.

Daijin

それにしても妙にふらふらと動くメニューとタイトルだ

Even so, the menu and title sure are oddly swaying.

BIGBOSS

でもぐるぐる回ってますけど

That thing's spinning though.

Daijin

実は「Start」と「EXIT」以外は未実装だったりする・・・

Actually, apart from "START" and "EXIT", the rest are unimplemented...

BIGBOSS

すげぇ、なんか、アイコンがおっきくなったりちっちゃくなったりしてる、横に揺れたw
横に揺れたwwなんだこれ今「START」のタイルが横に揺れた
さて、曲は、終わらないんでしょうか...もう1ループしたんですか

Whoa, the options get big and small, it slid to the side haha.
It went to the side lol. What is this? The "START" option and stuf f shot to the side.
Now then, is the song gonna end soon...? Has it gone through a loop already?

Daijin

さて、曲も1ループしたことですし、本編を始めましょう

Now then, since the song has already played once, let's get right into it.

BIGBOSS

これ4分あったら困ったんですけどね

人智を超えたオタク・セリンツ。

It'd be a problem if it was a whole 4 minutes long.

The "Geek Beyond Human Intellect", Serintsu.

Daijin

主人公、自機キャラです
主人公がオタクという・・・

The main character, aka the playable character.
The main character is called an geek...

BIGBOSS

ひどい扱いです。被っているのは学帽的な?
「Lock」。どう見ても俺の嫁。大臣ですね。

What cruel treatment. He's wearing a graduate cap or something?
"Locked". No matter how you look at it that's my wife. Daijin.

Daijin

隠れキャラです。
まだ未実裝ですが、もう一人の方をクリアしたら解除されるようにしたいと思ってます。

That's a hidden character.
I haven't implemented them yet, but I'm planning for this character to be unlocked after you clear the game with the other one.

BIGBOSS

ってかボスキャラじゃないのかよ
よし、スタートしますか

Wait I thought he was a boss character?
Alright, shall we start?

Daijin

では、STGスタート!

Well then, STG start!

Stage 1[edit | edit source]

BIGBOSS

まず残機が多い。とりあえず7機。

First off, that's a lot of lives. 7 right off the bat.

Daijin

開幕弾幕、動かなければ当たりません。

The opening attack, you won't get hit if you don't move.

BIGBOSS

1面の割に弾幕が鬼畜。これ攻撃範囲広いですね。

It's surprisingly fiendish for a stage 1 pattern. This is a wide attack range.

Daijin

青いのはパワー、オレンジのは点です。

The blue ones are power items, the orange ones are point items.

BIGBOSS

パワーは4点MAX形式か。

So the power maxes out at 4 huh.

Daijin

パワーは赤にしようと思ったんですが、被っちゃうから・・・
・・・ね?

I thought about making power items red but, that would overlap with a certain something else...
... Y'know?

BIGBOSS

「パワーは赤にしようと思ったんですが、被っちゃうから」まぁね。
敵はちょうちょだ、あらかわいい。チョウ最高

"I thought about making power items red but, that would overlap with a certain something else..." Well.
The enemies are butterflies, my how cute. Flying colours[b] for that.

Daijin

敵のグラフィックなんですが、実はこれテスト用に作ったやつなんですよね
けど結構背景と合ってたからそのまま使ってしまったという手抜き

About the enemy sprites, it was actually just something I made as a test.
But they fit pretty well with the background, so I left it as is. Cutting corners!

BIGBOSS

ボム4個ですか。ボム4なんだ。
ちなみにこれね、パッドでプレイしています。

We have 4 bombs. Bombs 4.
By the way, this was played with a gamepad.

Daijin

中ボス登場

The midboss appears.

BIGBOSS

多分そうあの...来た、1面ボス。中ボス、妖精さん。
森の妖精ことBIGBOSSです。

I think so anywa- There he is, the stage 1 boss. Midboss, Mr. Fairy.
The fairy of the woods, BIGBOSS.

Daijin

弾幕STGって他人のプレイを見ているとヒヤヒヤしますよね、なんか

When watching someone else play danmaku STG games, you always get kinda nervous huh.

BIGBOSS

赤青弾幕。

Red and blue bullets.

Daijin

プレイしている当人は余裕で避けてるらしいけど、なんか危なっかしく見える・・・

Even though the person playing is dodging it all with ease, it still seems risky to the viewer...

BIGBOSS

「プレイしている当人は余裕で避けてる...」
これゲーム内容に合わせてね、右下がコメントしてくれるんですよ。すごい機能でしょ?
さすが大臣、プログラミング技術、半端じゃないですね

"The person playing is dodging it all with ease..."
This game displays comments on the bottom-right corner according to how you're playing. An amazing function, right?
That's Daijin for you, got some serious programming skills.

Daijin

さっきから自機狙いばっか・・・

It's all just been attacks aimed at the player...

BIGBOSS

人工知能で会話するか...
さっきからちょうちょが多い、「自機狙いばっか」...w

Maybe it talks with artificial intelligence...?
There's been a lot of butterflies for a while now- "It's all just been attacks aimed at the player"... lol

Daijin

開幕弾幕とまったく同じ、動かなければ当たりません

Identical to the opening attack, if you don't move you won't get hit.

BIGBOSS

キター!麻薬か?
グレイズがいまいち稼げませんね
おっ、ボスだ

Here it comes! What is this a narcotic?
Haven't really built up much graze here.
Oh, it's the boss.

Daijin

会話スタート

Conversation start.

BIGBOSS

「くそ、大臣のヤツどこ行っちゃったんだ?」、セリンツ...扱い酷すぎるよ、本人泣いてるよ。うれし泣きだよ

"Damn, where'd Daijin fly off to...?" Serintsu... You're way too mean! Daijin'll be crying. Tears of joy, that is.

Daijin

ボス登場

The boss appears.

BIGBOSS

「あん?」お、ここでBIGBOSS登場です。と、深空(みそら)
これは、アレでしょうか?なんか妖夢的な。魂が。どっから生えているの?

"Eh?" Oh, BIGBOSS shows up here. And, Misora.[c]
Oh is this like that? A Youmu-esque situation, with the soul? Is it sprouting out from somewhere?

Daijin

小さい方は生霊です
腹話術師と人形じゃないです

The small one's a spectre.
They're not a ventriloquist and his doll.

BIGBOSS

いっしゅ、一周してる感じかなぁ?
BIGBOSSの、膝の裏あたりから出てる気がする

Is- is he supposed to be wrapped around BIGBOSS?
It feels like he's coming out from behind BIGBOSS' knee.

Daijin

細かいキャラ設定を知りたい方はコメント棚のリンク先を見てください

If you want to know about the character backgrounds, please visit the link in the comment section.

BIGBOSS

まだ乗っている。
絵がZUNっぽいな。いや、これ膝の裏から魂出てるって

He's still riding on 'em.
The art sure is ZUN-like. Nah, that's totally a soul coming out from behind the knee.

Daijin

しかしビッグボスの髮がキャラメルにしか見えない・・・

I can't unsee Big Boss's hair as caramel...

BIGBOSS

「ビッグボスの髮がキャラメルにしか見えない」
自分で描いておいて何を言う
このちっちゃい深空(みそら)ってのがちっちゃい大臣にしか見えません
これ「深空++(みそらプラスプラス)」ってちゃんと付いているのかな?
この人はね、彼氏とC++までしちゃって、javajavaもれたり(音声不明瞭)、いろいろ大変な人ですよ

"I can't unsee Big Boss's hair as caramel."
What are you talking about when you drew it yourself?
Personally, I can only see this tiny Misora as a tiny Daijin.
Does he have his proper name, "Misora++"?
Y'know this person went all the way to C++ with his boyfriend, and also javajava [unclear] Just a wild person in general.

Daijin

無駄に長い曲名

A pointlessly long song name.

BIGBOSS

お、「Stealthy Sneaking Snake」4S。

Oh, Stealthy Sneaking Snake. 4S.

Daijin

ボス戦です

Boss battle.

BIGBOSS

うーん、そんなにキツくはない弾幕。ちゃんとボスの体力出るんですね。
これは避けやすい。
ちなみにプレイしているのは、僕自身ではなく、TASさんですねXXXで(音声不明瞭)。
ま、こんなもんでしょ。この上手さは。

Hmm, the attacks aren't all that tough. And the boss health is displayed too.
This is easy to dodge.
By the way, I'm not the actual one playing this, but a TAS that's [Unclear].
Welp, that looks about right, with how good they are.

Daijin

破砕擲弾(はさいてきだん)
要するにグレネード

Disintegration Grenade
Essentially a normal grenade.

BIGBOSS

「破砕擲弾」。さっきとあんまり変わんない気がする

"Disintegration Grenade". I feel like it isn't that different from the last attack.

Daijin

初っ端からなかなか難易度の高いスペル 僕はこの弾幕苦手です

A really difficult spell right off the bat.
I'm bad at this one myself.

BIGBOSS

そういえばさっきデススマイルズ2やってきたんですよ。やっぱ面白いですね。

Oh by the way, I was playing Deathsmiles II just now. It really is fun.

Daijin

ナイススペルブレイク

Nice Spell Break.

BIGBOSS

ワインド(音声不明瞭)で良かった気がする。さて、若干難しくなってきたぞ。でもまだボムを使っていないというね。この余裕。

I feel like it was the right choice to wind [unclear]. Oop, it's gotten quite difficult now. Not that a bomb is needed yet. Such ample skill.

Daijin

避け方が凄く怖い・・・

That's a real scary way to dodge it...

BIGBOSS

取ったスペカは全部反映されるんでしょうか
避け方の的確さ。明らかに人間ではありません。
残り30秒もない...。
おっ、「霊鳥『スィームルグ』」。これ東方でこんなの見た気がするぞ。

I wonder if all captured spell cards are reflected?
From the way they dodge so precisely, it's clear that they aren't human.
There's less than 30 seconds left...
Oh, Sacred Bird "Simurgh". I feel like I saw something similar in Touhou once.

Daijin

初見殺し
意外と慣れれば結構安定する

A blind-run killer.
It's a surprisingly stable pattern once you get used to it.

BIGBOSS

長い、長い。ピチューン!ボム使えよー。

It's long it's long. Pichuun! Just use a bomb.

Daijin

けどダメだったらしい

But it seems that he failed.

BIGBOSS

さて、低速移動と高速移動。下の輪っかの広がり方がいい感じ。

Now then, alternating between focused and unfocused movement. I like how that wheel under Serintsu expands.

Daijin

ちなみに赤いばら撒さ弾は自機の方向に依存するので、ボスの上は安置じゃないです

By the way the red scattering bullets are shot towards the player, so the area above the boss is not a safe spot.

BIGBOSS

自機判定が見えにくくなる...これで終わりかな?

It's kinda hard to see the hitbox... Is this the end?

Daijin

無事ボス撃破

The boss was defeated safely.

BIGBOSS

この「スィームルグ」ってのがたぶん深空(みそら)のスタンド、じゃなくてスペカだったんでしょうね。
ということで1面クリア。スコアは26万点。

I think Simurgh is probably Misora's stand- I mean spell card.
And that's stage 1 cleared, at 26,000 points.

Daijin

ちなみに残機は表示されているのは7つだけだけど、実際は100以上あります。

By the only 7 extra lives are displayed, but there's actually more than 100.

BIGBOSS

「残機100以上あります」と。いくら死んでも良いじゃないかよw
これ俺がプレイしても大丈夫じゃね?

"There's more than 100 lives," it says. Then I can just die all I want lol.
I could've played this myself, right?

Stage 2[edit | edit source]

Daijin

紹介プレイでコンティニューとかになったらテンション下がりますからね

After all, if we had to use a continue or something during an introductory play, it would bring down the excitement.

BIGBOSS

「コンティニューしたらテンション下がりますよね」

"If we had to use a continue or something during it would bring down the excitement huh."

Daijin

デフォでは残機3、ボム3の予定です

The default is planed to be 3 lives and 3 bombs.

BIGBOSS

いやその、死んだ時のゲームオーバーの画面と、コンティニューするときの
なんか言ってくれたり。そういうのがあると良いかなーと。俺は思うんですけどね。

Well no- Personally I think it's nice to show off like, the game over screen when you die,
and like how it looks when you use a continue and stuff.

Daijin

いきなり弾幕が濃くなってきました

Suddenly the danmaku has become dense.

BIGBOSS

「次元爆」。一瞬字が左で切れたから「二次元爆破」かと思った。

"Dimensional Explo-". For a brief moment I thought it was cut off to the left and that it said "2-dimensional Explosion".

Daijin

ボムです

「次元爆破」ってなんぞ?
そもそも次元って爆発するものじゃなくね?

That's the bomb.

What's "Dimensional Explosion" you ask?
Well dimensions aren't something you can blow up to begin with, right?

BIGBOSS

爆破するとしたら三次元かな。リア充爆発しろみたいな。

If I were to blow anything up it'd be the third dimension. Y'know like "normies should all just explode" and stuff like that.

Daijin

っとツッコミたいですが、これは主人公の造語なんで仕方が無いんです。

That's what I would like to quip in with but, the protagonist coined this term so there's nothing I can do.

BIGBOSS

それにしても攻撃範囲が広いな。

Still, that really is a wide attack range.

Daijin

つまり・・
次元爆破(笑)

And that means...
Dimensional Explosion (lol)

BIGBOSS

なんか弾消ししてくれる敵がいたほうがね、盛り上がりそうですよね。

I'd like it better if there were enemies that erased bullets for you, would make it more exciting I think.

Daijin

ってことですね、命名したのは僕ですが・・・

Yeah... I was the one who named it though...

BIGBOSS

ぱーん!て感じ。
攻撃範囲も、もうちょい贅沢な方がいいな。もっと広くしたい。

BOOM! Just like that.
I feel like that attack range should be even more generous too. I want it even wider.

Daijin

どこかで見たことがある中ボス登場

A midboss I feel like I've seen somewhere else appears.

BIGBOSS

「どこかで見たことがある中ボス」。弾の種類までどこかで見たことがありますよこれw
この、なんだこの陰陽的なマーク。いいのか?シルエット。
おっ、ボム落とした。取らなかった...。

"A midboss I feel like I've seen somewhere else". I feel like I've seen those bullet types somewhere else too lol.
That um... Yin-Yang-ish mark. Is it really alright? That silhouette?
Oh, she dropped a bomb. They didn't get it...

Daijin

ちなみにこの途中に限り、避けやすいように弾幕の種類によって色分けをしてます

By the way, just for this stage, I separated the danmaku by color according to their type, for your dodging convenience.

BIGBOSS

なんかアイテムと、弾の色が結構違うからそこはわかりやすいね

Actually, the item and bullet colours contrast quite well, so they're easy to tell apart.

Daijin

赤っぽいのは奇数弾
青っぽいのは偶数弾
それ以外は特に無し

The reddish ones are aimed at you.
The bluish ones are aimed around you.
Everything else is unspecified.

BIGBOSS

これ当たんないので同じ色にしてもいいかも

It's not like we're gonna get hit by them so it might've been fine to just make 'em the same colour.

Daijin

個人的な意見ですが、奇数は赤、偶数は青、ってイメージがあるんですよね

It's just my personal opinion, but when it's aimed at you, it's red; when it's aimed around you, it's blue. They just give this image.

BIGBOSS

「奇数弾・偶数弾」。避けます。なんか敵が全体的に虫っぽいです。
そしてBGMが1面じゃなんかちょっと「昔のスーファミ時代のRPG」ぽかったのが和風になってきた。
さぁこれ避けられるか?

"Aimed at you, aimed around you". Dodging it all. All the enemies here feel insect-ish.
Also this song kind of has an "ancient Super Famicom era RPG" Japanese style to it.
Now can they dodge this?

Daijin

アイテムが邪魔で弾が見え難いという罠

A trap called "the items are in the way so I can't see the bullets".

BIGBOSS

アイテム邪魔すぎるw当たりましたねー。

The items are way in the way lol. They got hit...

Daijin

見事に罠にかかりました

He got caught the trap splendidly.

BIGBOSS

ほんと右下のAIが優秀なゲームですね。
「時空間が歪んでないか?」

Seriously the game's AI in the bottom-right is way too good.
"Is it just me, or is the space around here warped?"

Daijin

主人公はオタクなんでネット用語を多用します

The protagonist uses a lot of internet terms since he's an otaku.

BIGBOSS

お、きた。ハテナハテナハテナ。
これは誰でしょう?
出たー!紅白・白黒。

Oh, here they are. Hatena hatena hatena.[d]
Who will it be?
There they are! Red-White and White-Black.

Daijin

出てきちゃった

Here they are.

BIGBOSS

酷いですね。微妙に重なってないか?

How mean. They're overlapping in a bizarre way though, aren't they?

Daijin

何故シルエットだけかというと、一応僕はキャラ絵はZUNさんの絵を意識して描いてるつもりなんですよ

As for why I drew the silhouettes only, well I do plan to draw my character art while being aware of ZUN's art.

BIGBOSS

ほう、「何故シルエットだけかというと...」へぇー。

Ho, "As for why I drew the silhouettes only..." I see~...

Daijin

だから、この絵柄でこの二人を描くのはダメだと思ったからです

So I thought it would be bad to draw these two in my art style.

BIGBOSS

「ダメだと思ってます」それがお前のプライドかよ!

"I thought it would be bad." So it's just your pride?!

Daijin

それをしていいのは上海アリス様だけだという僕のファンとしてのプライドです

"The only one who can do this is Team Shanghai Alice", that's my pride as a fan.

BIGBOSS

そうか...。流石のAIだ。このゲームには大臣の魂が乗り移っているようですね。
そういえばこれ体験版ですけど、製品版じゃ6面まで出るんでしょうか?6面・Extraってあるけど。
EXTRAの中ボス気になるな。

I see... That's AI for you. It seems Daijin's soul has been transferred into the game.
Oh yeah, this is just the trial version, though I suppose the full version goes all the way to stage 6? There's stage 6 and the extra stage.
I'm looking forward to seeing the Extra midboss.

Daijin

ここ重要

This is important.

BIGBOSS

1面ボス的にBIGBOSS&深空(みそら)が出たりするのかな?

Perhaps it'd be a rerun of stage 1, where BIGBOSS and Misora show up again?

Daijin

しかし、二次創作と言っても、原作キャラはここしか出てこないんですよすね・・・

But still, even if I call this a derivative work, the characters from the original works only appear here...

BIGBOSS

「原作キャラはここしか出てこないんですよね」ま、これ以上出しちゃダメでしょw

"The characters from the original works only appear here," well they can't show up any more than this lol.

Daijin

二元創作というよりコラボ?
天孫降臨的な意味って意味分からないですね

Perhaps calling it a collab would be more appropriate than a derivative work?
You wouldn't even get it if I said it's something like the advent of the divine grandson[e], right?

BIGBOSS

流石にアウトでしょw「天孫降臨的な意味」

That cannot possibly go lol. "Like the advent of the divine grandson".

Daijin

曲もまんま出てきちゃった

That phrase shows up as is in the song too.

BIGBOSS

曲がまんますぎるw

It's way to obvious lol.

Daijin

使用樂器ZUNペットとピアノとパーカッションだけです

Used instruments are ZUNpets, piano and percussions only.

BIGBOSS

もう、まぁ敢えて東方のどっかのステージをランダムに流用とか、そんな感じにすれば良かったんじゃないかな

Honestly at this point you could've just made something that plays a random Touhou stage theme and called it a day.

Daijin

この曲に限らず、音源は原作様とほぼ同じもの(SD-20)を使用してます

It's not only this song, I basically used the same sound sources as the originals (SD-20).

BIGBOSS

きたー!これは避けられる気が...する!

Here we go! They can probably dodge this one... I think!

Daijin

けど殆どベタ塗りなので、原作とクオリティに雲泥の差があります

I'm more or less putting them all over the place, so there is a world of difference in quality when compared to the original.

BIGBOSS

これぐらいなら避けられる気がします。
これ難易度は何なのかな?

I feel like I would be able to dodge that, at the very least.
What difficulty is this anyways?

Daijin

ちなみに、SE等もこの音源で作りました

By the way, the SE and such was also made with that sound source.

BIGBOSS

最初にそんな設定みたいなの無かった気がするんで...ピチューン!
避けられなかったー。残機残り98くらい!これはキツい

I don't remember seeing a difficulty being picked at the beginning... Pitchuun!
They couldn't dodge it... There's only 98 lives left! This is tough!

Daijin

あと、僕は絶対音感じゃないクセに耳コピだけで頑張っちゃったから、絶対どこか音外してますので
ご了承を

Also, I did my best despite not having perfect pitch, so there will definitely be some parts where the notes are off.
Thanks for your understanding.

BIGBOSS

おおっ喰らいボム。
「...ではない何か」。背景がモロですね。
うぜぇ!

Ooh a death bomb.
"Something that's not ..." The background reveals it all.
It's loud!

Daijin

地味だけど中々ウザイスペルです

It's plain but it's quite the annoying spell.

BIGBOSS

まぁこの原色が多い弾幕って嫌いなんですよ。背景と合わさって見にくい。
お、スペカゲット。

I hate bullet patterns with a lot of primary colours. They blend in with the background and hard hard to see.
Oh, spell captured.

Daijin

最後結構危ないところでしたね

It was pretty close near the end.

BIGBOSS

キター!結構速い。wwまたもや喰らいボム。残り2発までよ。

Here it goes! It's quite fast. lolol Another death bomb. There's only 2 left.

Daijin

喰らいボム

Deathbomb.

BIGBOSS

あれ、これってスペカ中だっけ?スペカ中じゃないのか。大丈夫ですね。
超ギリギリ。
「妙にうねうねしたレーザー」きたー!
これは...楽ですね、結構。避けるのは。

Huh, we were in the middle of a spell right? We weren't? So it's alright?
That's cutting it real close.
It's "Strangely Sinuous Laser"!
This is... quite easy. Dodging it is, I mean.

Daijin

このレーザーは微妙に偶数弾なので、大きく動いたり、前に出たりしなければ当たりません

These lasers are, oddly enough, aimed around you, so if you don't make big movements or dash upwards they won't hit you.

BIGBOSS

初期位置からほとんど動いていないという。

And that's why they've barely moved from their starting position.

Daijin

本当はマスパみたいのを作りたかったんだけど、いいSEが作れなかったので、曲がるレーザーのテストがてらにコレにしました

Actually I wanted to make something like Master Spark, but I couldn't make a good SE for it, so I ultimately made curvy lasers as a test and just went with this instead.

BIGBOSS

これで終わりかな?スペカ。
二人コラボのスペカみたいなの、無いんですか?ありそう。
そしてこの、これ画像も流用?流用なのかこれは?
元からあるマークな気もしますが...。
スコアがガシガシ上がっていく。
うわ、突然XXX(音声不明瞭。「出てきた」?)。これボスにぴったり着けば、グレイズ結構稼げるのかな?

Is that the end of the spells?
Do they not have like, a collab spell? Oh I think they do.
Also, was this image appropriated too? Was it?
I feel like that mark was always there too...
The score is slowly getting up there now.
Whoa, it suddenly [unclear "came out"?]. I think if you stick close to the boss you'd be able to get a lot of graze out of them?

Daijin

このレーザーも先ほどと同じ使用(仕様?)で、大きく動かなければ当たりません

These lasers are the same as the ones from before, so you won't get hit if you don't make big movements.

BIGBOSS

あと安置とかありそうですね。上ぜんぜん来てない気がするけど。

Also there's apparently a safespot too, don't think they've been shooting upwards at all.

Daijin

ワインダーの役割をしているレーザーの中で、ワインダーみたいな弾幕を避けなきゃいけないという・・・結構高難易度です

In the midst of lasers acting as winders, you have to doge winder-like danmaku...
It's quite high in difficulty.

BIGBOSS

上にも来るんでしょう?自機狙い。
個人的にあの、右上の42とかいってるところ、4と0の間?

You're homing bullets work up there too, right?
Personally I'd go to the spot with the 42 in the top-right. Between the 4 and the 0?

Daijin

後ろから飛んでくるやつが特に厄介ですね

Those that fly in from behind are particularly troublesome huh.

BIGBOSS

いや全然ダメだったw
完全に潰された。ピチューン!
残り93機くらいしかないですよ。
「何故か勝っちった」
「さっきのダメージ」。みんな大臣にボコボコにされてきたという設定なんですね。
さすがゲーム制作者。チート能力すぎる。
帰っちゃうんだ。プレイヤーキャラとして使えるかと思ったのに。残念。

Oh they couldn't survive at all lol.
Completely crushed. Pichuun!
We've only got around 93 lives left!.
"I won, somehow!"
"damage left over from before". Everyone got beat up by Daijin, is how the story goes.
That's the game dev for you, way too overpowered.
They're going home. I thought we would've been able to use them as playables. A shame.

Daijin

全くもってそのとおり

Exactly.[f]

BIGBOSS

タッグ組めたりするんですかね?

Maybe they can tag team or something?

Daijin

ちなみにこの曲はまだまだ続きます
普通にプレイしてたらまず
最後まで聞けません

もし聞きたい方がおられましたら、完成した時のMUSIC ROOMとかで聞いてください

By the way this song still goes on for a while.
In the first place, even if you play the game normally,
you won't be able to listen till the end.

For those who want to listen to the full song, please do so at the completed MUSIC ROOM or something.

BIGBOSS

おー、スコアが伸びまくり。この調子だと頑張ればカンストしそう。

Ooh the score's really going up there now. We're gonna hit the maximum at this rate.

Stage 3[edit | edit source]

BIGBOSS

だんだん弾が広がってきた。
出たー!シルクハット。
気持ち悪い弾幕ですねー。

The bullet range is getting wider and wider.
There it is!! The silk hat.
What disguisting pattern.

Daijin

シルクハットが凄い弾幕を出してます

The silk hat is shooting out impressive danmaku.

BIGBOSS

白黒。さっきよりイメージ的に白黒っぽい。

White and black. Feels more white and black than even the boss back there.

Daijin

そしてパワー不足で倒しそこねてます シルクハットのクセに堅い

The hat was left undefeated in the end, due to a lack of power.
It's very sturdy for a silk hat.

BIGBOSS

あれは、「硬い」っていうか倒せないのかな?
ボム使えば倒せたんでしょうか?いまいちわからん

Was that just a sturdy enemy? Or was it invincible?
Could it have been defeated with a bomb? I don't really get it.

Daijin

凡ミスしましたね

He made an average mistake huh.

BIGBOSS

避けるだけみたいな弾幕かもしれません。
なんだっけこの、白に黒いの入ったやつ。
これなんかの果物に入ってませんでした?
なんかザクロの種的な。

This might be one of those just dodge patterns.
What were they again? The black with a white spot things.
They have some sort of fruit in them, right?
Like a pomegranate seed or something.

Daijin

三面の時点で相当弾幕の難易度が高いです

For stage 3 the patterns get quite difficult here.

BIGBOSS

そんな感じがしてスゲー嫌だなー。
お、「MOD『遠隔操作』」。

I really hate how it makes you feel.
Oh, MOD "Remote Control".

Daijin

中ボススペル

Midboss spell.

BIGBOSS

きたPFP!
これは...フライングディスクシステム!

There it is, the PFP!
It's a... flying disc system[g]!

Daijin

真ん中でぐるぐる回しているのは「PFP」です

The thing spinning around in the middle is the "PFP".

BIGBOSS

出た当時話題になった...!

It was a whole thing when it was first discovered...!

Daijin

PSP」じゃなくて
「PFP」です!

たぶん
Playing
Fantasy
Phantom

とかの略だと思います

Not a "PSP".
A "PFP"!

I think it probably stands for
Playing
Fantasy
Phantom

or something.

BIGBOSS

いやー。UMD入りすぎでしょ。凄いですね。
と見せかけてこれ自分の方にはそんな来てません?これ全方位に来てるから。
一見すごいだけ。

Maan, there has to be waaay too many UMDs in there. It's amazing.
Or so it seems but I don't think that many bullets are actually shot towards the player? Since they go everywhere.
It's only scary at first glance.

Daijin

ところで、この弾幕意外と事故率が高いと思います

By the way, I think that the accident rate will be unexpectedly high for this pattern.

BIGBOSS

そんな大した弾幕じゃなかった気がする。

I feel like it's nothing that great.

Daijin

どこかで似た弾幕を見たことがある気がするけど、気にしちゃだめ

I feel like I've seen similar pattern before, but pay it no mind.

BIGBOSS

そして...このギリギリさ。

And... That's real close again.

Daijin

しかし随分無茶な避け方するなぁ・・・

Anyways he sure used an absurd dodging method...

BIGBOSS

これも硬いですね。この敵は倒せないのかな?あ、倒せた。
倒したら絶対自爆するパターンだと思ったけど、そうでもないですね。

These enemies are tough too. Are they invincible? Oh, defeated one.
I thought they were totally gonna self-descruct if they were defeated, but I guess not.

Daijin

そしてこの弾幕である

And then there's also this pattern.

BIGBOSS

さぁ、シルクハットは壊れるのか?
あ、割れた!

Now then, can the silk hat be destroyed?
Oh, it broke!

Daijin

ナイス喰らいボム

Nice deathbomb.

BIGBOSS

「ナイス喰らいボム」、ありがとう!
1匹倒せなかったー!なんだあの硬さ!?

"Nice deathbomb," thank you!
I couldn't beat the other one! Why are they so tough?!

Daijin

しかしボム程度でくたばるシルクハットではなかった

However, the silk hat wasn't goint to die from a mere bomb.

BIGBOSS

「人にあった気がするんだけど、
何故か記憶が曖昧になってる」

"I get the impression that I ran into a couple people just now...
But for some reason, my memory's getting foggy... "

Daijin

二面の記憶を失っている主人公
これが製作者の力

The protagonist who lost memory of stage two.
This is the power of a developer.

BIGBOSS

「強大な力」w大臣の力ですね。

"Some almighty higher power" lol. Daijin's power, you mean.

Daijin

一面二面ボスはみんな大臣と戦った後の手負い状態だったという設定です

The setting is that both stage 1 and 2 bosses were in a wounded state after they fought and Daijin and lost.

BIGBOSS

大臣なんかPSPじゃなくてハコマルでXXX(音声不明瞭)作ると思ったんですけど軽量化しやがったか...
「ん?あっ!大臣じゃん!」

I thought Daijin would make an Xbox360 rather than a PSP [unclear], but they went for the lighter weight huh...
"Hm? Ah, Daijin! There you are!"

Daijin

僕と"同じ名前"のボスキャラ登場

The boss character with the "same name" with me appears

BIGBOSS

出たー!「生粋の黒いゲーマー」。
ズボンが緑じゃないですか。

There he is! The "True-Born Black Gamer".
But his pants are green.

Daijin

このゲームに出てくるキャラは皆、うちのサークルの連中と名前が同じなだけです

All the characters that show up in this game share their names with the gang in my circle, that's all.

BIGBOSS

ここは漆黒にしとくべきでしょ。

You should've made it black.

Daijin

幻想入りシリーズみたいな分身とは違って全く他人です

It's not like they are our alter egos in a series that entered fantasy, they are totally other people.

Daijin

帽子にも「目」付いていないし。
この大臣、だいぶ劣化してます。

There's no "eye" on their hat either.
This Daijin has deteriorated quite a bit.

BIGBOSS

見た目はもちろん、性格等もまるっきり似てもいません
っと一応補足しておきました

Oh, guess I should add that,
their appearances, and personalities and such are also unlike ours, of course.

BIGBOSS

やはり三次元が一番ですね。
お、いつの間にかパワーがMAXになってる。

The 3rd dimension really is the best.
Oh, the power got to MAX while I wasn't focusing on it.

Daijin

けど僕もクセっ毛ボサボサ頭です

But I also have a head of unkempt, frizzy hair.

BIGBOSS

ふふっwこれは、吸い込めるのか!?大臣を吸い込めるのか!?

Haha lol. Can it suck him up?! Can it suck Daijin up?!

Daijin

わざわざ会話を見やすくする為に、もう見飽きたであろう会話シーンをゆっくり読み進めてくれる深空の心遣いに感謝

Give thanks to Shinkuu's attentiveness, who slowly read through the conversations, which I'm sure they're already sick of, just to make sure the conversations are easy to read.

BIGBOSS

この下の、フィールド的なので。吸い込めない。デジョンデジョン。

With this, field-like thing under Serintsu, I mean. It can't. Aww...

Daijin

だから暇だったんだよねうろうろ動いたりなんかして

So I guess they were bored of it, and so is strolling around the screen and stuff.

BIGBOSS

この間グレイズ稼げるバグとかあったら面白いのになぁ
うーん、めっちゃうねうねしてる。

If only they found a bug that lets you get tons of graze here, that'd be funny.
Hmm, they really are snaking around.

Daijin

あと、大臣が手に持っているのは「PFP」です

PSP」じゃなくて
「PFP」です!!

Also, the thing Daijin is holding in his hand is a "PFP".

Not a "PSP".
A "PFP"!

BIGBOSS

出た、「PFP」。手に持っているというか、なんか浮いてるよね。
フライングディスクシステムの反動で浮いているんでしょうか?
会話シーンが案外長いですね。流石自分。手が込んでる。

There's the "PFP". They aren't really holding it though, it's kinda floating.
Guess it's floating from the recoil of the flying disc system?
This conversation is surprisingly long. That's my work for ya. Real detailed.

Daijin

長い会話です・・・

Long conversation...

BIGBOSS

ちなみに大臣てのは女の子ですね。もちろん俺の嫁です。
「ふむ、なるほど、セリンツか」
お、「さっさとかかってこいよ」ついに来ましたね?

By they way, this Daijin person's a girl. She's my wife, of course.
"Hm. "Serintsu"? I see."
Oh, "Just come at me already!" Is it finally time?

Daijin

ようやくボスBGMが流れてきました

Finally the boss BGM started playing.

BIGBOSS

BGM、東方っぽくないw
やはりスーファミ時代のゲームを思い出す

This track isn't Touhou-ish at all lol.
It really does remind me of a Super Famicom era game.

Daijin

二分以上にもわたるムカつく大臣との会話が終わり、やっとボス戦です

The annoying talk with Daijin that spans over 2 minutes is over, finally it's the boss fight.

BIGBOSS

さあ、東方っぽくなった。これがトランペットの力です。独唱ZUNペット

Oh, it's gotten Touhou-ish now. That's the power of the trumpet. A ZUNpet solo.

Daijin

ボスの周りでグルグル回っているのは「PFP」です

The things spinning around the boss are "PFPs".

BIGBOSS

この黒いの何でしょう?

What are those black things?

Daijin

PSP」じゃなくて (ry

Not a "PSP", (abbreviated)

BIGBOSS

なんか聞いたことあるメロディだな。
「FDS」。DS?フライングディスクシステムかよw

Feel like I've heard this melody somewhere else before.
"FDS". DS? So it's the flying disk system after all lol.

Daijin

「FDS」
Flying
Disk
System

"FDS"
Flying
Disk
System

BIGBOSS

ここはDS出してくると思ったんですがね。まぁ、誘導弾ですね。

I thought a DS would appear. In any case, it's a homing bullet.

Daijin

という何のひねりもない略です

An abbreviation with no twists whatsoever.

BIGBOSS

てか主人公からもね、結構赤弾が、自動で誘導してくれるので。
4本こうやっても大丈夫ですね。ごりごり削れる。

Actually the protagonist is shooting quite a lot of homing red bullets towards him as well.
Even having 4 of them after us is fine. His health just gets shaved down.

Daijin

これも初見殺しですかね
誘導の仕方が分かれば簡単ですけど

追っかけてきてるのは「PFP」であって...
のくだりはもういいですね

This is also a first-timer killer, huh?
It would be easy if you knew hoe to lead them though.

What's chasing you are "PFPs"...
You're sick of the rest right?

BIGBOSS

大臣柔らかいwカッチカチかと思ったけど
もしかしてシルクハットが本体なのか?
この人間部分を殺したら、シルクハットだけになったりするん...

Daijin's weak lol. I thought they'd be tougher.
Maybe the silk hat is their true body?
Like if you kill the human bit now, they'd just become the hat...

Daijin

弾速がかなり速いです、瞬きはお勧めできません

The bullet's are quite fast, I can't recommend blinking.

BIGBOSS

速っ!フライングディスクしすぎでしょ!PSP4つぐらいある
ちなみに僕は3つ持っていますね。そのうち2つは壊れたんですが

FAST! There's too many discs flying! There's like 4 PSPs there.
By they way I have 3. Two of them are broken though.

Daijin

惜しくも相打ち

Regrettably a tie.

BIGBOSS

大臣の方も運が悪かったんでしょ

Daijin has poor luck too eh.

Daijin

星柄を描く弾幕

Danmaku that draws a star pattern.

BIGBOSS

彼は何かと運が悪いんですよね。
ザクロの種だ。

He's just unlucky for some reason.
It's the pomegranate seeds.

Daijin

この弾幕、見た感じはそうで無いかもしれませんが、かなり鬼畜です
喰らいボムウマー

This pattern, you may or may not feel like you've seen it before, it's quite brutal.
Great deathbomb~.

BIGBOSS

次元爆破。喰らいボムの判定が甘いのかな?
おっ、倒せた。
まぁ、音楽は怪しい雰囲気がしますね。

Dimensional Explosion. Isn't this way too generous with death bombs?
Oop, beat the spell.
Oh, the music's eerie.

Daijin

先ほどのシルクハットの弾幕が混じってます

The danmaku of the silk hats from before are mixed in.

BIGBOSS

まぁよく見るとこの大臣の周りの白黒の黒い弾がなんか3Dっぽく見えますね。

Looking at the white and black bullets around Daijin, the black ones almost look 3D.

Daijin

それにしても、自分が作った弾幕を他人が必死で避けているのを見るのって、なんかゾクゾクしますね・・・

Even so, watching others dodge danmaku that you made so desperately, makes you kinda excited huh...

BIGBOSS

2つの輪っかがぐるんぐるん回ってる的な。
上手。3D使っているのかな?
なかなかの技術。

Just the way that the two circles are spinning around.
Amazing. Is 3D actually used here?
That's some impressive technique.

Daijin

視覚範囲制限弾幕

Visible range restricting danmaku.

BIGBOSS

四角で囲んで、うにょうにょ~。ピチューン!
ボムればよかったー。

Cornered on all four sides, squirm and squirm~! Pichuun!
Shoud've just bombed.

Daijin

見たことあるような弾幕パターンでも二つ混じるとかなりキツイですね(当たり前)

Mixing two danmaku patterns that were seemingly seen before makes it quite difficult. (Well duh)

BIGBOSS

「黒牌『ブラックアウト』」。

Black Card "Blackout"[h]

Daijin

しかも中々堅いです
ちなみにボムの威力はパワーに比例します

And it's quite sturdy.
By the way the bomb's power is proportional to your power.

BIGBOSS

もう大丈夫です。これもしかして、XXX(音声不明瞭)も、こっちの状態によっても、敵の防御力的なのが変化するんでしょうか?

We're already good. Actually, does this [unclear] change the enemy's defence based on the player's situation?

Daijin

最終鬼畜通常弾幕

Final savage non-spell danmaku[i]

BIGBOSS

若干ダメージが違ったように思ったんです
弾幕が速くなった!
よく見れば避けられそうだけど、なんか上のぐるんぐるんする3D。

I feel like the damange dealt changed a bit.
The bullets got fast!
You could dodge it if you look carefully tohugh. There's the 3D spinning up top.

Daijin

ソ"ミ"ー・タイマー
"ニ"じゃないですよ

It's So"my" Timer.
Not "ni".

BIGBOSS

「ソミータイマー」!ww時間停止かよ!

"Somy Timer"! Lolol it's a time stop!

Daijin

時間停止弾幕です、それもかなり酷い

まぁこの場合
"時間停止"
と言うより
"世界をフリーズさせた"
と言うべきでしょうか?

It's time stopping danmaku, that's also pretty harsh.

Well in this case,
rather than "Time Stopping",
one should say that it
"Freezes the World" instead.

BIGBOSS

なんかこれよく見たら小さいPSPなんですね。

Now that I look carefully they're tiny PSPs, I think.

Daijin

弾幕が高難易度なので、ボスの装甲は紙です
ボムればケリがつきます

It's a hard pattern, so the boss has paper for armour.
If you bomb it would settle this.

BIGBOSS

そういうことか。種だと思いましたよ。
「ボスの装甲は紙です」

So that's what they are, I thought they were seeds.
"The boss has paper for armour".

Daijin

それでも彼はボムりません
弾幕を見せるために!

Even so he doesn't bomb,
all to show you the danmaku!

BIGBOSS

右下でいちいち「ボスボス」という度、BIGBOSSとそのステージのボスと区別が付かない。若干XXX(音声不明瞭)。

Every time they mension "boss" in the bottom-right corner, I can never tell whether it's about BIGBOSS or the stage boss. It's kinda [unclear].

Daijin

さすが深空、
素晴らしいプレイでした

As expected of Shinkuu,
that was a wonderful run.

BIGBOSS

「戦略的撤退だ!」「嘘こけ!」

"It's a strategic retreat!" "Ya dirty liar!"

Daijin

妙なフラグを立てて戰略的撤退をする大臣

Daijin raises some strange questions and flees strategically.

BIGBOSS

EXステージ、自ら宣言していきましたね。
ゲーム内で言っちゃっていいのか?
これで3面クリアだ。体験版はここまでですね。
スコアがだいぶ高い

Extra stage, he said it himself.
Should they really mention that in-game?
And that's stage 3 cleared. The trial version ends here.
The score's quite high.

Final Comments[edit | edit source]

Daijin

現段階ではここまでで終了です

And that's where it ends at the present stage.

BIGBOSS

「ここまでで終了です」、と。製品版楽しみですね。

"And that's where it ends," it says. Looking forward to the full version.

Daijin

いかがでしたでしょうか?
弾幕初心者でない深空であれでしたので、難易度は東方のハードぐらいってところでしょうか

今作は初作品であったので、見苦しい点が多々ありましたが、これからどんどん改善していきたいと思ってます

So how was it?
The player was Shinkuu, who is not a danmaku newbie, so its difficulty is probably around Touhou's hard level?

This is our first work, so there will be many unsightly parts, but I hope to keep on improving from this point onwards.

BIGBOSS

いやー、クリアした後の、一枚絵的なのが気になりますね、ストーリー。
果たして、どんな大臣のえっちな絵が飛び出すのか?

I'm looking forward to the art that pops up once you clear the game, and the story.
Which dirty piece of Daijin art will pop out in the end?

Daijin

このゲームの完成は皆様のリアクション次第だと思いますので、どうか生暖かな御感想をよろしくお願いいたします。

We believe that this game's completion depends on everyone's reactions, so we're counting on you all to give your lukewarm thoughts.

BIGBOSS

それでは皆さん、観て頂いてありがとうございました。
もしよろしければ、「ラプサスのブログ」もよろしくお願いします。

Well then, thank you so much for watching, everyone.
If you'd like, please check out the "Lapxus Blog" too.

Daijin

では、ここまで視聽していただきまして、ありがとうございました


ノシ

Well then, thanks for watching up till now, thank you so much.


ノシ[j]

BIGBOSS

ではでは、さようなら~

Well well, farewell~!

Additional Information[edit | edit source]

  • BIGBOSS referring to Daijin as their wife is probably another inside joke, which the video is apparently full of, according to BIGBOSS.

Notes[edit | edit source]

  1. Translated from the Japanese onomatopoeia "nukaan" (ヌカァン), which BIGBOSS explains on the Lapxus blog, LAP PLUS, as a combination of "nu", the sound of something appearing, and "kaan", the sound of something being blown away.
  2. Original line read "super the best", where super is homophonous with butterfly in Japanese, "chou".
  3. Despite being named "Shinkuu" in the profiles, BIGBOSS (the commentator) consistently refers to them as "Misora", potentially the name of the person Shinkuu is based on.
  4. It's unclear what BIGBOSS means here.
  5. A reference to Tenson Kōrin (天孫降臨), the descent of Amaterasu's grandson Ninigi-no-Mikoto to the mortal world
  6. This was in response to Serintsu's line, asking if the fight with Red-White and White-Black was really necessary.
  7. The name of a notorious error with the initial PSP-1000 consoles.
  8. The spell is actually titled "Brick-Out" rather than "Blackout".
  9. A small reference to the Touhou fan arrangement "Final Savage Sister, Flandre S." (最終鬼畜妹フランドール・S).
  10. This is a Japanese emoji for waving, usually written as "ノシ".