Glorious Memory Lane/Story/Shrine Team's Brilliant Extra Scenario

		Senri Shrine Road (Remote)
Tsubakura		Is it me, or does something not feel right?
Shion		Huh? What d'you mean?
Yabusame		Wha-? Oh. Yeah... We've just fought a guy or two earlier who we've never met.
Shion		They looked tasty! Can we go back to them? Please~?
Yabusame		They look innocent enough though~. Why do we fight the innocent and not the guilty, again?
Shion		...Pretty please~?
Tsubakura		No no. Not that. Just... I don't know.
Tsubakura		We should consider a possibility.
Shion		Tsubakura's acting kinda weird~.
Yabusame		Tsubakara's a weird one in general~.
Tsubakura		...Gee. Thanks.
Yabusame		Y'know. I've been thinking about wearing a uniform like the previous head priest.
Tsubakura		Suddenly changing the topic. I see... Thanks.
Shion		I hear this "head priest" a lot. What did they look like, exactly?
Yabusame		Well, er...
Yabusame		They hold this weird red stick an' a weird hat that makes 'em look like a yama or somethin'...
Tsubakura		How do you know what a yama looks like?
???		Oh. My. God. Oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god. It's totally them!
Yabusame		What's that weird noise?
	Haiji ENTERS
???		'Ey! Er... the head priest, like, chose you guys as, like, the new head priests... Right?
Shion		You're really close to li'l Shion...
Tsubakura		Let's see... Err... Nope. I don't think so... Weirdo...
Yabusame		Actually, yea! The monochrome one is the real priest!
Yabusame		Not me, though. I'm just the lonely cook~!
???		Oh my gosh, dude. I knew it! This is awesome!
Tsubakura		Gee, you've given me away, Yabusame... Once again, thanks.
Yabusame		Always happy to help~!
Shion		Isn't the weird-lookin' eye on your hat something to do with being a Senri?
???		This might seem so sudden guys, but, like, I'm totally your biggest fan!!
Shion		Woah, we have a fanbase?
Yabusame		Hope it's a good one!
Tsubakura		So... Regardless of all that rubbish... Who the hell are you?
		Obsessive Spell Collecting Fan Haiji Senri
Haiji		The name's Haiji Senri! Totally not a ripoff from the Senri Shrine!
Tsubakura		Whatever this is, I do not want to participate... I can sense dullness.
Shion		Yeah. I "totally" sense lying~.
Yabusame		Huh? So they're a bootleg of Tsurubami?
Haiji		Oh, y-you're a lie detector?
Haiji		U-understand that m-my surname has t-totally different kanji!
Yabusame		By coincidence?
Haiji		A-after I became a fan! The Senri in general are AWESOME!!
Shion		The Senri sure do like to keep a trend with some folks.
Tsubakura		Spit it out already you overly obsessed fanatic. Why are you bothering us? Want an interview?
Haiji		Why? It's really simple:
Haiji		I'm a spell collectoooooor! Wanna see my cool collection?
Yabusame		...Is that all?
Haiji		Well, it's a silly story.
Haiji		This guy talked to me, so I, like, asked them about seeing my collection, and they TOTALLY ignored me, man!
Haiji		I-I just want someone to see my collection. It ain't on, you hear?!
Yabusame		But we don't participate with the Senri's fanbase. ...I think?
Haiji		And it gets worse: my collection ain't, like, y'know!
Haiji		Something, like, totally, y'know! What's the word, man?
Shion		Completed?
Haiji		Yeah! Now that you guys came along!
Tsubakura		Another 10 seconds, and I am going to have an aneurysm.
Haiji		Therefore, I want your spell cards!
Tsubakura		...I beg your pardon?
Yabusame		But we need 'em! To fight youkai!
Haiji		Therefore, I want your spell cards!
Shion		Li'l Shion here is concerned...
Haiji		Err... Yeah? Spell collecting~.
Tsubakura		You know what? I've had it up to here. Yabusame, let's ditch this weirdo.
Yabusame		Alrighty~!
Haiji		W-wait! Where y'all going! Your biggest fan wants authentic Senri spells!
Tsubakura		Big deal. We keep our cards close to our chests.
Shion		Li'l Shion follows as always~!
	BGM: 永劫模倣演舞　～ Perfect Trace!	BGM: Eternal Imitation Dance　～ Perfect Trace!
Haiji		No man! I totally ain't allowin' this opportunity go to waste! SENRI SENPAIIII!!! I WANT 'EMMMM!!!
Yabusame		Hey, they're coming right at us! In an obsessive manner!
Tsubakura		Oh for god's sake... Give me a day off.
	Haiji DEFEATED
Haiji		I tooootally lost!! The Senri priests really ARE awesome!!!
Shion		They love it when they lose to a member of Senri, it seems~.
Tsubakura		That was easier than I thought... And I don't think you were going easy, as well.
Yabusame		I don't understand! How did you do that last spell card?
Yabusame		I saw me! And Tsuba! And Shion!
Haiji		Oh. "The Blank Card?" Well...
Haiji		I... Erm... I... I don't know!
Haiji		I stole it! From a deep, dark area! It just copies other people, alright?!!
Yabusame		Woah, chill there...
Tsubakura		You call yourself a loyal Senri fan? You've done nothing but disrupted us and waste our time.
Haiji		I'm... really sorry, senpai!! Honest!
Tsubakura		Ugh... Disgusting...
Shion		I know! since we won, let's punish them!
Tsubakura		Sure, go ahead and eat them up.
Shion		I'm not doing that.
Yabusame		How about an order?
Haiji		Yes, please! Like, anything! I'll make it up to you, I totally promise!
Tsubakura		Alright... Since you seem genuinely sorry about this, I'll make the order reasonable.
Tsubakura		My order is:
Tsubakura		First thing in the morning, at 8 a.m., you go to the capital and shout "I totally love Tsurubami Senri!" till lunch time.
Haiji		Eh... That, like, totally suuuucks! Devanagarans would, like, kill me for treason!
Shion		But li'l Shion heard you said "anything."
Yabusame		And that's how spell card rules work~! You *have* to do it!
Haiji		Awww, geez...
Haiji		Alright, I'll do it. For the Senri!
Tsubakura		...Somehow, I feel like this has paid off...