Emergency Everyday/Story/Serintsu's Scenario

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Stage 1[edit]

Stage 1

イキスタマとカードボード ~White Doppelganger~

Vengeful Spirit and Cardboard ~White Doppelganger~

BGM: 空耳喧騒 ~Nothing about here

BGM: Misheard Tumult ~ Nothing about here

Big Boss and Shinkuu ENTER

Big Boss and Shinkuu EXIT

Serintsu

くそ、大臣の奴どこに行ったんだ・・・?
もう見失っちゃったよ。

Damn, where'd Daijin fly off to...?
I've totally lost him by now.

Serintsu

それにしても空を飛ぶのってキモチイイねー
二次元だと体が軽いし

Aside from that, though, flying around like this sure feels great!
Plus, in two dimensions, I'm light as a feather.

Serintsu

この調子で草むらから野生の美少女なんかが
飛び出してきた日にはもう・・・

At this rate, if a wild bishoujo happened to leap out of
some tall grass or something one day, I dare say I'd...

???

あ~なんかおめでたい奴がいると思ったら・・・

Ahh. I thought there was someone dumb around here...

Serintsu

あん?

Eh?

Big Boss and Shinkuu ENTER

Big Boss

なんだ、セリンツか

And what, it's you, Serintsu?

Serintsu

あらら、お前はボスに・・・・・深空?

My, what do we have here? Boss, and... Shinkuu?

得手勝手な漢の子
ビッグボス

Strong-Willed Child of Man
Big Boss

健気な生霊
深空

Brave Vengeful Spirit
Shinkuu

Shinkuu

イエス アイアム

Yes, hai, c'est moi.

Serintsu

なにそれ? 何に乗っかってんの?

What's that... thing you're riding on?

Shinkuu

自分の魂、裏飯屋~

It's my soul. BooOOOooo~.

Serintsu

マジか、死んだのか

For real? You up and died?

Big Boss

しかし、何でお前までこの世界にいるんだよ?
二次元男子なんかお呼びじゃないんだぜ

Why have you come to this world too, though?
Nobody ever asked for more 2D boys, yanno.

Serintsu

それはこっちのセリフだしjk
俺の夢を返せ・・・

That oughta be my line to you, obvs!
Gimme my dream back...!

Shinkuu

夢の賃貸・・・

You're renting out your dreams...?

Big Boss

実にけしからん

Absolutely shameful.

Serintsu

何がだよ!? 失敬な・・・

What is?! You sure are impolite...

Serintsu

・・・っと、そんなことより、
俺は大臣を追わなきゃ

...Uh, more importantly.
I've gotta chase after Daijin.

Big Boss

大臣? それだったらさっき俺たちが
コテンパンにされてやったぜ☆

Daijin? If you're looking for him, we (got) beat(en by) him black an' blue just a minute ago! ☆

Serintsu

されてやったってw ・・・・大臣に?

BY HIM lmao god... Wait, by Daijin?

Shinkuu

いきなり攻撃されたよね、力比べか何か知らない
けど理不尽だった、ひどい、歪んでる

He just attacked us out of nowhere. Guess he wanted to compare strengths or something, I'unno...
But it was totally illogical. Awful. Twisted.

Big Boss

ある意味歪みねぇ奴だったな
ま、不意打ちじゃなければやられなかったけど!

Which ironically makes him pretty straightforward, in a way.
But hey, if he hadn't gotten us by surprise, we totally would've won, though!

Serintsu

言い訳ですね、分かります

I see, I see. A perfect excuse.

Shinkuu

このやるせなさ、何にぶつければいいものか・・・

Now, is there anything around here that we can use to blow off steam...?

Serintsu

・・・・俺にか?

....What, like me?

BGM: Secretly Stealthily Sneaking Snake

BGM: Secretly Stealthily Sneaking Snake

Big Boss

差し詰め、そういうことかもしれない

When all's said and done, that may be exactly the case.

Serintsu

歪みねぇな

Nice and straightforward, eh.

Big Boss and Shinkuu DEFEATED

Shinkuu

セリンツにも負けた~

We lost to Serintsu, too~!

Big Boss

卑怯な奴だ、手負いの状態を狙うなんて・・・
それでもヲトコか!?

What a coward, attacking us when we were already injured...
And you call yourself a man?!

Serintsu

いや、仕掛けて来たのそっちだろ

Uh, I mean, you guys came at me first.

Stage 2[edit]

Stage 2

幻想少女と理想少年? ~Extra event~

Fantasy Girls and Reality Boys ~Extra Event~

BGM: 萌え揺らぐ東の青空 ~for the Eastern story

BGM: Sprouting Swaying Eastern Blue Skies ~ for the Eastern story

Red-White and White-Black ENTER

Red-White and White-Black EXIT

Serintsu

なんだ? ここは?
次空間が歪んでないか?

What's with this place?
Is it just me, or is the space around here warped?

Serintsu

閉鎖空間か何かかな?
うはっwww 夢が広がりんぐwww

What is this, one of them Closed Space things?[a]
HAHAA LMAO, EVERYTHING'S COMIN' UP SERINTSUUUU.[b]

???

ねぇ、やっぱり道間違えたんじゃないの?

Hey, we definitely took a wrong turn, didn't we?

Serintsu

?

???

そんなことないぜ、ほらっ
道案内してくれそうな奴の所に辿り着いた

Naw, no way. Look!
We've found someone who looks like they could guide us, haven't we?

Red-White and White-Black ENTER

Red‑White

案内人じゃなくて目的地を目指しなさいよ

Quit looking for a guide and start looking for the destination already!

大変なところに迷いこんだお二方
紅白&白黒

Two People Lost in a Dreadful Place
Red-White and White-Black

White‑Black

なに言ってんだ、
最初から案内人が目的地だっただろ?

What's that s'posed ta mean?
A guide was our destination in the first place, right?

Serintsu

な、なんだあのあやふやな存在は?
どこかで見たことがある気が・・・

W-what's with these vague presences?
I feel like I've seen them somewhere before, but...

Red‑White

要するに初めっから迷ってたのね・・・

Well, basically, we've been lost in here from square one...

White‑Black

まぁそんな細かいこと気にしないで、
とりあえず道を聞こうぜ

Well, hey, don't sweat the small stuff.
Let's get our bearings, first of all.

White‑Black

なぁ、そこのあんた、この辺で神社を…

Hey, you! Over there! Have you seen a shrine anywhere around...

Serintsu

見えそうで見えない・・・
だがそれがイイ・・・

They're almost visible, and yet not...
This too, however, is acceptable...![c]

Red‑White

ダメよ、こいつ頭がアレね

Yeah, this is going nowhere. The guy's head isn't on right.

White‑Black

ここには碌な奴がいないな
さっき会った黒いシルクハットも酷い奴だったぜ

There ain't a single decent person around here.
That guy in the black top hat we ran into was just awful, too.

Serintsu

なるほど、これはかのゲームを真似て作った

I see. "This was made in imitation of that famous game series"...

Serintsu

・・・ってことを強調するために用意された
イベントなんだね

...is what the author must be trying to emphasize
with this particular event, I guess.

White‑Black

何言ってんだ? あいつ?

Uh? What's this guy talking about?

Red‑White

会話破綻ね。
画面の向こうの仲間とでも話してるんじゃない?

The conversation's breaking down.
Maybe he's talking to his friends on the other side of the screen or something?

Serintsu

このゲームは至高の元ネタ様とは一切関わりの
ない作品です

Please note that this game has absolutely no relation
to its supreme and wonderful source material.

Serintsu

単に世界観などをパクっただけの二次創作(?)もどき
です。

It is simply a pseudo-derivative work(?) that ripped off
the world-setting and so forth.

Red‑White

・・・・とりあえず、こんな奴に関わってたら
霧が無いわね。

....At any rate, if we get involved with someone
like this, we'll never hear the end of it.

White‑Black

そうだな、・・・それじゃ、道案内ご苦労さん!

Y'got that right. ...A'ight, so, thank you ever so much for your efforts in guiding us!

Serintsu

え? 道案内って?

Eh? Guiding?

White‑Black

使命が終わった道案内人はきちんと始末しておく
のが摂理だよな? 天孫降臨的な意味で。

Once a guide's finished their duty, it's just common sense to dispose
of them nice an' properly, right? Like with the Divine Advent an' all.

Red‑White

まだやるの?

We're gonna fight someone again?

White‑Black

このままやられっぱなしで帰るわけにはいかないだろ?

We can't just head back without winning against someone, right?

BGM: 東方連曲

BGM: Eastern Medley

Red‑White

それもそうね

You have a point.

Serintsu

あらら、曲まで流れてきちゃった・・・

Oh boy. They're even playing the music and everything...

White‑Black

二面ボスの力、見せてやるぜ

We'll show ya the power of a stage 2 boss!

Red‑White

二面ボスねぇ・・・

Stage 2, huh...?

White‑Black

確かに不満だが、設定上の都合だろ

I know, I know, it kinda sucks, but it's a developer-side thing.

Serintsu

設定じゃ仕方が無い

Yep. Nothing we can do if it's a developer thing.

Red-White and White-Black DEFEATED

Serintsu

何故か勝っちった

I won, somehow!

Red‑White

さっきのダメージが思っていたより
残っていたようね

It looks like we had more damage left over
from before than we thought...

Black‑White[d]

手負いの状態の女を狙うなんて、それでも男か?

C'mon, attacking a couple of girls who were already injured? And ya call yerself a man?

Serintsu

なんかデジャヴ

Kind of getting deja-vu.

Red‑White

とりあえずもう帰りましょう

Let's just leave for now.

Black‑White

そうだな、あんまり面白くないし

Yeah. This wasn't very interestin' anyway.

Serintsu

・・・・必要あったのかな? 今のイベント

...Did we really need this event in the first place?

Stage 3[edit]

Stage 3

顕界には无い里 ~Don't admit existence~

Village that Doesn't Exist in This World ~Don't Admit Existence~

BGM: むげんせかい

BGM: Infinite World

Daijin ENTERS

Daijin EXITS

Serintsu

今さっき人に会った気がするんだけど・・・
何故か記憶が曖昧になってる・・・

I get the impression that I ran into a couple people just now...
But for some reason, my memory's getting foggy...

Serintsu

何か強大な力によって記憶が捻じ曲げられている
ような・・・

It almost feels as if some almighty higher power is warping my memories
or something...

Serintsu

それにしても・・・さっきから
大臣にやられてるっぽい人ばかりに会うな

But anyway. ...I've been running into people
who've been beaten up by Daijin for a while now.

Serintsu

大臣この世界に来て随分とはしゃいでるよね
異世界でみwなwぎwっwてwきwたwのかな?

Seems like he's having himself a real fun time in here.
What, did he get all HAVIN A REAL GOOD TIME LOOOOOOL[e] over the parallel-world thing?

Serintsu

だけど出会い頭に力比べとか・・・・・
どこのストリートファイターだしw

Bumping into people and testing their strength, though...
What is this, Street Fighter?? lol

???

こんなところで何やってんだ?

What are you doing in a place like this?

Serintsu

ん? あっ! 大臣じゃん!

Hm? Ah, Daijin! There you are!

Daijin ENTERS

Daijin

あ~、っと・・・・・・やぁこんにちは
キミもこっちに来てたのか―

Ah~, uh... Well, hey there.
So you came here too?

生粋の黒いゲーマー
大臣

True-Born Black Gamer
Daijin

Serintsu

あぁ、ずっとお前を追ってたんだよ
やっぱりお前もこっちに来てたんだな

Yeah, I've been chasing you all over the place.
So you really did come here too, eh.

Serintsu

しかし・・・どうかしたのか?
なんかぎこちないぞ? 腹でも下したか?

But... Is something wrong?
You sound kind of stilted, y'know? Did you lose your lunch or something?

Daijin

きっとそれはお前の希薄な心が生み出した偽りの
違和感、幻影幻想幻視幻惑だ、だから気にするな

No, no, clearly that is simply a false sense of unease produced by your
all-too-feeble heart, it's an illusion, a fantasy, a hallucination. Don't pay it any heed.

Daijin

だから気にするな

Dooon't pay it any heed.

Daijin

大事なことなので二回…

That part's important so I said it twi--

Serintsu

そうか、それなら別にいいんだけど・・・

Oh, okay. I guess that's fine, then...

Daijin

華麗にスルーしたな

Wow. He completely ignored all that.

Daijin

まぁそんなことより、なんでお前もここに?

Well, all that aside, what are you doing here?

Serintsu

あぁ、ちょっと次元突破してきたんDA☆ZE

Oh, yeah. I just up and smashed through a couple dimensions. Y'know, N ☆ B ☆ D.

Daijin

へぇ・・・なるほどね・・・

Huh... I see...

Serintsu

? ノリもツッコミも無しとか、萎えるわ―

? What, not joining in? No straight-man routine? Laaaaaaame.

Serintsu

・・・やっぱりお前何か変じゃないか?

...Yeah, isn't there definitely something weird about you?

Daijin

え? い、いや、そんなことないって
オーディナリーな大臣君さ

Huh? N-no, not at all, good heavens.
I'm your totally vanilla-edition good ol' pal Daijin.

Serintsu

オーディナリーって・・・w
・・・・・まぁ大臣っぽいかな

Pfft, "vanilla edition"...? (lol)
...Well, I guess that's Daijin-esque.

Daijin

そ、そうだ! そんなことより・・・
どうせお前も変な能力を持ってるんだろ?

Y-yeah! More importantly...
You must have a weird ability too, right?

Serintsu

え? あぁ、まぁね

Eh? Uh, yeah, p much.

Daijin

ちょっとその力を見せてくれよ、俺に

How about you show me a little of that power?

Serintsu

ふーん、俺とも力比べするっての?

Hmmph. You want to compare your strength with me too, huh?

Daijin

力比べ? 違う違う! 勘違いするなよ

Compare strength? No, no! Don't get the wrong idea.

Serintsu

なんだつまんないの、脆弱者め
ここはバトルだろ、jk

Ugh c'mon, that's so lame. What a wimp.
This should be the part where we fight, obvs!

Daijin

そう言うなよ、えーと・・・

Now, don't be like that, uhh...

Daijin

あーと、名前なんだっけ・・・

Uhhh, what was your name again...

Serintsu

ちょっ、お前・・・

I-- Hello?! Excuse you?

Daijin

いや待て! 今調べるから!

No, hang on! I'm looking it up right now!

Daijin

・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・
・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・

............................
............................

Daijin

・・・・・・ふむ、なるほど、セリンツか

......Hm. "Serintsu"? I see.

Serintsu

『調べる』じゃなくて『思い出す』だろ?
いい加減怒るぞ?

You mean "remembering" and not "looking up", right?
I really am gonna get mad, you know?

Daijin

まぁまぁセリンツ君、
そんなぐだぐだ言ってないで・・・

Now, now, Serintsu, my dear boy,
don't go complaining like that...

Daijin

さっさとかかってこいよ

Just come at me already!

Serintsu

はぁ? なんだ? 結局力比べするのか?

Whaat? Why? So we're comparin' strength after all?

BGM: SAVE the GAME

BGM: SAVE the GAME

Daijin

だから違うって・・・

I told you, no...

Daijin

これは力比べじゃなくて・・・

I'm not comparing my strength with anyone...

Daijin

テストだ

I'm giving you a test.

Serintsu

お前、心底ムカつく奴になったな

Y'know, you've gotten real annoying lately.

Daijin DEFEATED

Daijin

ほ~ん! それなりに強いな!

Ho~! You're fairly strong, aren't you!

Serintsu

あっ! 逃げんな!

Ah! Don't run off!

Daijin EXITS

Daijin

これは戦略的『撤退』だ! 『逃げ』ではない!

This isn't "running"! It's a strategic "retreat"!

Serintsu

嘘こけっ!

Ya dirty liar!

Daijin

Exステージでまた会おう、サラバダー

We'll meet again in the EX Stage! Fare thee well!

Serintsu

フラグ立ててくな!

Quit tripping your own flags like that!

Serintsu

・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・

..............................

Serintsu

行っちゃったよ・・・なんだあいつ?
いつにも増して変な奴だ

Welp, off he went... what was his problem?
He's acting even weirder than usual.

Serintsu

まぁとりあえず・・・

Well, that aside...

Serintsu

追うか

Guess I'll chase 'im?

Notes[edit]

  1. Reference to "closed space" areas in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, sometimes used jokingly in JP internet slang to refer to places like cramped bedrooms.
  2. Originally yume ga hirogaringu (夢が広がりんぐ), a memetic variant on yume ga hirogaru (夢が広がる, lit. "(my) dreams are expanding"), which is a phrase used to indicate excitement or anticipation. The meme originated from a 2ch thread wherein a poster boasted about his (supposedly) extravagant new career as an apple juice truck driver, which soon afterward went down the toilet.
  3. Another memetic JP phrase, originating from Hana no Keiji.
  4. The kanji of White-Black's name are switched around for the post-battle dialogue. There is no way of telling whether that was by accident or on purpose, so the swap is replicated in the transcription.
  5. Reference to a JP meme video