Emergency Everyday/Story/Serintsu's Scenario
Stage 1[edit | edit source]
イキスタマとカードボード ~White Doppelganger~ |
Vengeful Spirit and Cardboard ~White Doppelganger~ | |
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BGM: 空耳喧騒 ~Nothing about here |
BGM: Misheard Tumult ~ Nothing about here | |
Serintsu |
くそ、大臣の奴どこに行ったんだ・・・? |
Damn, where'd Daijin fly off to...? |
Serintsu |
それにしても空を飛ぶのってキモチイイねー |
Aside from that, though, flying around like this sure feels great! |
Serintsu |
この調子で草むらから野生の美少女なんかが |
At this rate, if a wild bishoujo happened to leap out of |
??? |
あ~なんかおめでたい奴がいると思ったら・・・ |
Ahh. I thought there was someone dumb around here... |
Serintsu |
あん? |
Eh? |
Big Boss |
なんだ、セリンツか |
And what, it's you, Serintsu? |
Serintsu |
あらら、お前はボスに・・・・・深空? |
My, what do we have here? Boss, and... Shinkuu? |
得手勝手な漢の子 |
Strong-Willed Child of Man | |
健気な生霊 |
Brave Vengeful Spirit | |
Shinkuu |
イエス アイアム |
Yes, hai, c'est moi. |
Serintsu |
なにそれ? 何に乗っかってんの? |
What's that... thing you're riding on? |
Shinkuu |
自分の魂、裏飯屋~ |
It's my soul. BooOOOooo~. |
Serintsu |
マジか、死んだのか |
For real? You up and died? |
Big Boss |
しかし、何でお前までこの世界にいるんだよ? |
Why have you come to this world too, though? |
Serintsu |
それはこっちのセリフだしjk |
That oughta be my line to you, obvs! |
Shinkuu |
夢の賃貸・・・ |
You're renting out your dreams...? |
Big Boss |
実にけしからん |
Absolutely shameful. |
Serintsu |
何がだよ!? 失敬な・・・ |
What is?! You sure are impolite... |
Serintsu |
・・・っと、そんなことより、 |
...Uh, more importantly. |
Big Boss |
大臣? それだったらさっき俺たちが |
Daijin? If you're looking for him, we (got) beat(en by) him black an' blue just a minute ago! ☆ |
Serintsu |
されてやったってw ・・・・大臣に? |
BY HIM lmao god... Wait, by Daijin? |
Shinkuu |
いきなり攻撃されたよね、力比べか何か知らない |
He just attacked us out of nowhere. Guess he wanted to compare strengths or something, I'unno... |
Big Boss |
ある意味歪みねぇ奴だったな |
Which ironically makes him pretty straightforward, in a way. |
Serintsu |
言い訳ですね、分かります |
I see, I see. A perfect excuse. |
Shinkuu |
このやるせなさ、何にぶつければいいものか・・・ |
Now, is there anything around here that we can use to blow off steam...? |
Serintsu |
・・・・俺にか? |
....What, like me? |
BGM: Secretly Stealthily Sneaking Snake |
BGM: Secretly Stealthily Sneaking Snake | |
Big Boss |
差し詰め、そういうことかもしれない |
When all's said and done, that may be exactly the case. |
Serintsu |
歪みねぇな |
Nice and straightforward, eh. |
Shinkuu |
セリンツにも負けた~ |
We lost to Serintsu, too~! |
Big Boss |
卑怯な奴だ、手負いの状態を狙うなんて・・・ |
What a coward, attacking us when we were already injured... |
Serintsu |
いや、仕掛けて来たのそっちだろ |
Uh, I mean, you guys came at me first. |
Stage 2[edit | edit source]
幻想少女と理想少年? ~Extra event~ |
Fantasy Girls and Reality Boys ~Extra Event~ | |
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BGM: 萌え揺らぐ東の青空 ~for the Eastern story |
BGM: Sprouting Swaying Eastern Blue Skies ~ for the Eastern story | |
Serintsu |
なんだ? ここは? |
What's with this place? |
Serintsu |
閉鎖空間か何かかな? |
What is this, one of them Closed Space things?[a] |
??? |
ねぇ、やっぱり道間違えたんじゃないの? |
Hey, we definitely took a wrong turn, didn't we? |
Serintsu |
? |
? |
??? |
そんなことないぜ、ほらっ |
Naw, no way. Look! |
Red‑White |
案内人じゃなくて目的地を目指しなさいよ |
Quit looking for a guide and start looking for the destination already! |
大変なところに迷いこんだお二方 |
Two People Lost in a Dreadful Place | |
White‑Black |
なに言ってんだ、 |
What's that s'posed ta mean? |
Serintsu |
な、なんだあのあやふやな存在は? |
W-what's with these vague presences? |
Red‑White |
要するに初めっから迷ってたのね・・・ |
Well, basically, we've been lost in here from square one... |
White‑Black |
まぁそんな細かいこと気にしないで、 |
Well, hey, don't sweat the small stuff. |
White‑Black |
なぁ、そこのあんた、この辺で神社を… |
Hey, you! Over there! Have you seen a shrine anywhere around... |
Serintsu |
見えそうで見えない・・・ |
They're almost visible, and yet not... |
Red‑White |
ダメよ、こいつ頭がアレね |
Yeah, this is going nowhere. The guy's head isn't on right. |
White‑Black |
ここには碌な奴がいないな |
There ain't a single decent person around here. |
Serintsu |
なるほど、これはかのゲームを真似て作った |
I see. "This was made in imitation of that famous game series"... |
Serintsu |
・・・ってことを強調するために用意された |
...is what the author must be trying to emphasize |
White‑Black |
何言ってんだ? あいつ? |
Uh? What's this guy talking about? |
Red‑White |
会話破綻ね。 |
The conversation's breaking down. |
Serintsu |
このゲームは至高の元ネタ様とは一切関わりの |
Please note that this game has absolutely no relation |
Serintsu |
単に世界観などをパクっただけの二次創作(?)もどき |
It is simply a pseudo-derivative work(?) that ripped off |
Red‑White |
・・・・とりあえず、こんな奴に関わってたら |
....At any rate, if we get involved with someone |
White‑Black |
そうだな、・・・それじゃ、道案内ご苦労さん! |
Y'got that right. ...A'ight, so, thank you ever so much for your efforts in guiding us! |
Serintsu |
え? 道案内って? |
Eh? Guiding? |
White‑Black |
使命が終わった道案内人はきちんと始末しておく |
Once a guide's finished their duty, it's just common sense to dispose |
Red‑White |
まだやるの? |
We're gonna fight someone again? |
White‑Black |
このままやられっぱなしで帰るわけにはいかないだろ? |
We can't just head back without winning against someone, right? |
BGM: 東方連曲 |
BGM: Eastern Medley | |
Red‑White |
それもそうね |
You have a point. |
Serintsu |
あらら、曲まで流れてきちゃった・・・ |
Oh boy. They're even playing the music and everything... |
White‑Black |
二面ボスの力、見せてやるぜ |
We'll show ya the power of a stage 2 boss! |
Red‑White |
二面ボスねぇ・・・ |
Stage 2, huh...? |
White‑Black |
確かに不満だが、設定上の都合だろ |
I know, I know, it kinda sucks, but it's a developer-side thing. |
Serintsu |
設定じゃ仕方が無い |
Yep. Nothing we can do if it's a developer thing. |
Red-White and White-Black DEFEATED | ||
Serintsu |
何故か勝っちった |
I won, somehow! |
Red‑White |
さっきのダメージが思っていたより |
It looks like we had more damage left over |
Black‑White[d] |
手負いの状態の女を狙うなんて、それでも男か? |
C'mon, attacking a couple of girls who were already injured? And ya call yerself a man? |
Serintsu |
なんかデジャヴ |
Kind of getting deja-vu. |
Red‑White |
とりあえずもう帰りましょう |
Let's just leave for now. |
Black‑White |
そうだな、あんまり面白くないし |
Yeah. This wasn't very interestin' anyway. |
Serintsu |
・・・・必要あったのかな? 今のイベント |
...Did we really need this event in the first place? |
Stage 3[edit | edit source]
顕界には无い里 ~Don't admit existence~ |
Land that Doesn't Exist in This World ~Don't Admit Existence~ | |
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BGM: むげんせかい |
BGM: Infinite World | |
Daijin ENTERS | ||
Daijin EXITS | ||
Serintsu |
今さっき人に会った気がするんだけど・・・ |
I get the impression that I ran into a couple people just now... |
Serintsu |
何か強大な力によって記憶が捻じ曲げられている |
It almost feels as if some almighty higher power is warping my memories |
Serintsu |
それにしても・・・さっきから |
But anyway. ...I've been running into people |
Serintsu |
大臣この世界に来て随分とはしゃいでるよね |
Seems like he's having himself a real fun time in here. |
Serintsu |
だけど出会い頭に力比べとか・・・・・ |
Bumping into people and testing their strength, though... |
??? |
こんなところで何やってんだ? |
What are you doing in a place like this? |
Serintsu |
ん? あっ! 大臣じゃん! |
Hm? Ah, Daijin! There you are! |
Daijin ENTERS | ||
Daijin |
あ~、っと・・・・・・やぁこんにちは |
Ah~, uh... Well, hey there. |
生粋の黒いゲーマー |
True-Born Black Gamer | |
Serintsu |
あぁ、ずっとお前を追ってたんだよ |
Yeah, I've been chasing you all over the place. |
Serintsu |
しかし・・・どうかしたのか? |
But... Is something wrong? |
Daijin |
きっとそれはお前の希薄な心が生み出した偽りの |
No, no, clearly that is simply a false sense of unease produced by your |
Daijin |
だから気にするな |
Dooon't pay it any heed. |
Daijin |
大事なことなので二回… |
That part's important so I said it twi-- |
Serintsu |
そうか、それなら別にいいんだけど・・・ |
Oh, okay. I guess that's fine, then... |
Daijin |
華麗にスルーしたな |
Wow. He completely ignored all that. |
Daijin |
まぁそんなことより、なんでお前もここに? |
Well, all that aside, what are you doing here? |
Serintsu |
あぁ、ちょっと次元突破してきたんDA☆ZE |
Oh, yeah. I just up and smashed through a couple dimensions. Y'know, N ☆ B ☆ D. |
Daijin |
へぇ・・・なるほどね・・・ |
Huh... I see... |
Serintsu |
? ノリもツッコミも無しとか、萎えるわ― |
? What, not joining in? No straight-man routine? Laaaaaaame. |
Serintsu |
・・・やっぱりお前何か変じゃないか? |
...Yeah, isn't there definitely something weird about you? |
Daijin |
え? い、いや、そんなことないって |
Huh? N-no, not at all, good heavens. |
Serintsu |
オーディナリーって・・・w |
Pfft, "vanilla edition"...? (lol) |
Daijin |
そ、そうだ! そんなことより・・・ |
Y-yeah! More importantly... |
Serintsu |
え? あぁ、まぁね |
Eh? Uh, yeah, p much. |
Daijin |
ちょっとその力を見せてくれよ、俺に |
How about you show me a little of that power? |
Serintsu |
ふーん、俺とも力比べするっての? |
Hmmph. You want to compare your strength with me too, huh? |
Daijin |
力比べ? 違う違う! 勘違いするなよ |
Compare strength? No, no! Don't get the wrong idea. |
Serintsu |
なんだつまんないの、脆弱者め |
Ugh c'mon, that's so lame. What a wimp. |
Daijin |
そう言うなよ、えーと・・・ |
Now, don't be like that, uhh... |
Daijin |
あーと、名前なんだっけ・・・ |
Uhhh, what was your name again... |
Serintsu |
ちょっ、お前・・・ |
I-- Hello?! Excuse you? |
Daijin |
いや待て! 今調べるから! |
No, hang on! I'm looking it up right now! |
Daijin |
・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・ |
............................ |
Daijin |
・・・・・・ふむ、なるほど、セリンツか |
......Hm. "Serintsu"? I see. |
Serintsu |
『調べる』じゃなくて『思い出す』だろ? |
You mean "remembering" and not "looking up", right? |
Daijin |
まぁまぁセリンツ君、 |
Now, now, Serintsu, my dear boy, |
Daijin |
さっさとかかってこいよ |
Just come at me already! |
Serintsu |
はぁ? なんだ? 結局力比べするのか? |
Whaat? Why? So we're comparin' strength after all? |
BGM: SAVE the GAME |
BGM: SAVE the GAME | |
Daijin |
だから違うって・・・ |
I told you, no... |
Daijin |
これは力比べじゃなくて・・・ |
I'm not comparing my strength with anyone... |
Daijin |
テストだ |
I'm giving you a test. |
Serintsu |
お前、心底ムカつく奴になったな |
Y'know, you've gotten real annoying lately. |
Daijin DEFEATED | ||
Daijin |
ほ~ん! それなりに強いな! |
Ho~! You're fairly strong, aren't you! |
Serintsu |
あっ! 逃げんな! |
Ah! Don't run off! |
Daijin EXITS | ||
Daijin |
これは戦略的『撤退』だ! 『逃げ』ではない! |
This isn't "running"! It's a strategic "retreat"! |
Serintsu |
嘘こけっ! |
Ya dirty liar! |
Daijin |
Exステージでまた会おう、サラバダー |
We'll meet again in the EX Stage! Fare thee well! |
Serintsu |
フラグ立ててくな! |
Quit tripping your own flags like that! |
Serintsu |
・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・ |
.............................. |
Serintsu |
行っちゃったよ・・・なんだあいつ? |
Welp, off he went... what was his problem? |
Serintsu |
まぁとりあえず・・・ |
Well, that aside... |
Serintsu |
追うか |
Guess I'll chase 'im? |
Notes[edit | edit source]
- ↑ Reference to "closed space" areas in The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, sometimes used jokingly in JP internet slang to refer to places like cramped bedrooms.
- ↑ Originally yume ga hirogaringu (夢が広がりんぐ), a memetic variant on yume ga hirogaru (夢が広がる, lit. "(my) dreams are expanding"), which is a phrase used to indicate excitement or anticipation. The meme originated from a 2ch thread wherein a poster boasted about his (supposedly) extravagant new career as an apple juice truck driver, which soon afterward went down the toilet.
- ↑ Another memetic JP phrase, originating from Hana no Keiji.
- ↑ The kanji of White-Black's name are switched around for the post-battle dialogue. There is no way of telling whether that was by accident or on purpose, so the swap is replicated in the transcription.
- ↑ Reference to a JP meme video
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